It’s Halloween and that means it’s time for kids to play dress up and haunted houses, but if you
do go trick or treating, look out for and stay away from these 5 vehicles.
1.) Ford Pinto
Ahh, the Pinto. The car doesn’t sound at all threatening. That’s what it wants you to think. It isn’t
friendly and doesn’t like getting a pat on the back or being bumped from behind either. If this
happens, it will spontaneously burst into flames trying to kill you and everyone in the near
vicinity. It’s a lot like Christine except it won’t heal itself.
2.) Toyota Prius
The Horror! Not only does it look like a nightmare, it’s owners are like a bunch of zombies that
only know 3 phrases. “The sky is falling”, “Save the polar bears”, and “It’s the end of the World”. If
you disagree with them, they will stop at nothing to silence you one way or another.
3.) Pontiac Aztek
Don’t tell me monsters don’t exist. If you show it to a Grammar Nazi, it will kill them because it
doesn’t know how to spell it’s own name. If you show this to kids, they will have nightmares for
weeks that this thing will kill them. It doesn’t help that the car is infamous for being driven by a
mentally insane producer of Crystal Meth. Long story short, this car is deadly and no one should
get near it.
4.) Fiat/Abarth 500
Stay away from this car on Halloween. While the Fiat 500 looks all cute and innocent, it is one of
the scariest cars on earth. Richard Hammond proved it too. He proved that 14 people could “t in
this supermini making it the ultimate killer clown car. Don’t trust this car on Halloween. Ever.
5.) Ford Mustang
No scary car list would be complete without the car with the nickname “Crowd Control”. The
Mustang doesn’t care who’s in the way. It’s mission, keep people off the streets or sidewalks.
Basically, if you see these patrolling the streets get indoors as quickly as possible, especially if you see these taillights:
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