DRIVETRIBE ARCHIVES: Five Cars That Will Give You Nightmares

It’s Halloween and that means it’s time for kids to play dress up and haunted houses, but if you

do go trick or treating, look out for and stay away from these 5 vehicles.

1.) Ford Pinto

Ahh, the Pinto. The car doesn’t sound at all threatening. That’s what it wants you to think. It isn’t

friendly and doesn’t like getting a pat on the back or being bumped from behind either. If this

happens, it will spontaneously burst into flames trying to kill you and everyone in the near

vicinity. It’s a lot like Christine except it won’t heal itself.

2.) Toyota Prius

The Horror! Not only does it look like a nightmare, it’s owners are like a bunch of zombies that

only know 3 phrases. “The sky is falling”, “Save the polar bears”, and “It’s the end of the World”. If

you disagree with them, they will stop at nothing to silence you one way or another.

3.) Pontiac Aztek

Don’t tell me monsters don’t exist. If you show it to a Grammar Nazi, it will kill them because it

doesn’t know how to spell it’s own name. If you show this to kids, they will have nightmares for

weeks that this thing will kill them. It doesn’t help that the car is infamous for being driven by a

mentally insane producer of Crystal Meth. Long story short, this car is deadly and no one should

get near it.

4.) Fiat/Abarth 500

Stay away from this car on Halloween. While the Fiat 500 looks all cute and innocent, it is one of

the scariest cars on earth. Richard Hammond proved it too. He proved that 14 people could “t in

this supermini making it the ultimate killer clown car. Don’t trust this car on Halloween. Ever.

5.) Ford Mustang

No scary car list would be complete without the car with the nickname “Crowd Control”. The

Mustang doesn’t care who’s in the way. It’s mission, keep people off the streets or sidewalks.

Basically, if you see these patrolling the streets get indoors as quickly as possible, especially if you see these taillights:

What do you think of these cars? Are there any scary cars that I missed? Let me know in the

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Published in Thoughts and Takes

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